Friday, January 18, 2008

NO TICKETS

A man goes to the Minnesota Viking ticket office...inquiring about purchasing play-off tickets. The ticket teller replied that there weren't any tickets for sale because the "Vikings did not make it to the play-offs".

The following day the same man goes to the Minnesota Viking ticket office and inquires about purchasing Viking play-off tickets. The ticket teller politely replies that there weren't any tickets for sale because the "Vikings did not make it to the play-offs".

This goes on for an entire week! The man goes back to the Viking ticket office inquiring about play-off tickets and the teller says none are for sale because the "Vikings did not make it to the play-offs".

And yet another week of this goes by and the man still is asking the ticket teller about Viking play-off tickets.

Finally, ticket teller in a loud voice says, "I'VE TOLD YOU FOR THE LAST 2 WEEKS THERE WERE NOT ANY TICKETS AVAILABLE BECAUSE THE VIKINGS DID NOT MAKE THE PLAY-OFFS"!

The man replied, "I know! I drive all the way from Green Bay just to hear you say that"!

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